Any psychos on tumblr ? I haven't made non-campaign related stuff in a bit, so y'all are getting my old fanart until I have the time to sort through Call of Cthulhu doodles
Anonymous asked:
Hallo hallo! Hope ur having a fab day/night!
I was wondering do you think Patrick Bateman counts as a slasher (I also came up with his cat name “Cat-rick Batemeow”)?
Have a good day/night!
michaelmyersleftfoot answered:
I think he does. He ticks some of the boxes. I mean, Pinhead’s classed as a slasher yet Hellraiser is not really in the slasher genre… I really enjoyed American Psycho. Unintentionally or intentionally a hilarious film:
Whole lotta Patrick
(the one where he’s sitting at a booth is based off a chapter where he attacks a dude and immediately gets a vanilla shake at McDonald’s afterwards lmao)
I’M THE AMERICAN NIGHTMARE / YEAH I’M LIVING THE DREAM
I’M SLASHIN’ MY WAY THRU THE GOLDEN AGE OF THE SILVER SCREEN !! !! !! !!
She wax on my dick till I karate kid
She wax on my dick until I poetic?
I wax on my dick until I wax on
She wack on my dick till I mole
She wack on my mole till I ticket prize
I said “no Will, they’re probably stolen” but he kept trying to persuade me to buy these speakers, saying “I’ll give em to ya for 50 bucks” and “come on kid it’s me Willem Dafoe, you can trust me”
not quite sure the guidelines to tumblr but i would just like to say jake gyllenhaal would look excellent on his knees covered in sweat
hey guys i joined this really cool underground secret club where we beat each other up shh don’t tell anyone but we’re turning into a terrorist organization shhhh the boss is fucking crazy
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